These are my favourite robots, they don’t talk or make a fuss. Too bad I don’t enjoy drawing them, they’re too simple for me. Someone has insinuated that they are not my works but were made by Linnaeus as a favour to me. They’re lies, they’re just lies. But do you think someone like me gets help from a clumsy guy like Linnaeus? For goodness sake I love him but he loves modern art too much and says I’m old-fashioned. To console myself, today I will make an omelette with yak sauce, left over from the last excursion made to the Tibetan monks. They are fantastic friends who love complicated works like mine and they asked me to illustrate their Tibetan book of sages, but that’s another story I’ll tell you another time.